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MINISTER OF TRANSPORT – PRESS RELEASE BY KEITH BOSLER

The Minister for Transport, Keith Bosler, is pleased to announce a revolutionary parking initiative which will increase parking for all important road users.

“Contrary to popular opinion, we here at the Ministry always strive to balance the needs of all road users,” Mr Bosler said. “Thankfully a system has evolved that is fair to all those concerned. It operates through the medium of lobby groups, without whom we might never have been elected. And don’t think it’s easy being lobbied all the time, why there are only so many expensive dinners, weddings and brown paper bags a man can take.