THE ECSTASY OF SPEED

Australian Motorcyclist Issue #122

• NEW PRODUCTS
• Tug McClutchin Column
• THE YIN AND YANG OF THE NADEGE CUS’TOM KAWASAKI (MY WIFE’S MOTORCYCLE):
• BORIS MIHAILOVIC COLUMN
• 2023 UKRAINE NEAL BAYLY RIDES
• WORLDSBK 2024 PREVIEW
• Triumph Tiger 1200 GT
• Naked Aggression – BMW M1000R
• Meet George Jetson
• THE ECSTASY OF SPEED
• UPMOVE TRANSPORTING MOTORCYCLES
• BEAUTIFUL BIKE DESIGNS
• 2023 HARLEY-DAVIDSON SPORTSTER S
• 2023 APRILIA TUONO 660 FACTORY KING DADDY
• MOTOGP SEASON PREVIEW THE TEN THINGS TO WATCH
• News

This is an entirely fictitious story. It never happened. I made it all up. So help me God. Oh, and the opinions expressed in this fictional piece do not remotely reflect the author’s personal views. It’s fiction, OK? It’s just my imagination.
Words: Boris Mihailovic

I’m a filthy degenerate. No two ways about it. I speed every chance I get. I always have. I always will. My licence has been shredded more times than a Liberal senator’s meeting notes.

You’d think I’d have learned my lesson by now. But some dogs can’t be trained. They remember when they were wolves. And now and again, that old primeval switch gets flicked in their brains, and they howl at the moon no matter how often you’ve tried to beat compliance into them.