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Australian Motorcyclist Issue #35

• BORIS YOUR EDITOR
• FROM THE CAVE BEAR FACED
• NEW BIKE PRICES
• WHAT SAY YOU?
• CLASSIC MORRIS EVER ONWARD WITH LESTER
• MOTORCYCLIST TOURS EXPERIENCE PURE NIRVANA
• ADV TEAR-OUT MAP #20 LET THE RECORDS FALL
• TRAVEL BIKE TOWN
• TOP TOURS & TRAVEL DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GO?
• PUBS OF THE MONTH THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
• TRAVEL FIVE PUNTS
• TAKE IT TO THE STREET
• THE FUTURE VISION ZERO
• NEW BIKES FOR 2016 Special Feature
• PASSING STRANGE
• LAUNCH
• LONG TERMERS
• EVENT
• KTM 1050 ADVENTURE
• ROAD TEST: URAL cT COMBINATION
• DUCATI MULTISTRADA 1200 S DVT
• NEWS
• GRIZZLING
• EDITOR SPEAKS

HORIZONS UNLIMITED BOONAH 2015 A BEAR WENT INTO THE WOODS, AND…
WORDS/PHOTOS THE BEAR

Bloke goes out to hunt polar bears.

He sees one, but when he tries to shoot it his rifle jams. Obviously he can’t outrun the bear, which has seen him, so all he can think of is to kneel down and pray. Suddenly he realises that the bear is also kneeling, right alongside him, and also praying.

“Oh thank God,” he says, “you’re a Christian!”