BORIS YOUR EDITOR

I have known the editor of this fine publication for some years now. I am as deeply disturbed now by this knowing as I was when I first clapped eyes on the enormous bastard.

I first met Stuart Woodbury at some bike launch (back in 2008, Ed), and I remember wondering who this unknown but gigantic sumbitch was, what magazine he represented, and what he imagined he was doing there, in all his gangly enormity among the elite Australian motorcycle press cadre.

I have worked in this filthy industry for 30 years. It has scarred me and exalted me in equal measure.

I do love it so.

And I guard its gates with a gimlet eye.